•   05/29/2020 10:58:23 pm



Something just happened in my flat right now, but if I tell you people now it will be like I'm doing amebo. 

Let's just wait till tomorrow when everything have died down

Let me kuku tell you people

So that's how I'm on my own jejely in my room ooo just living my corper life, thinking about my next allaweeπŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅

All of a suddenly everywhere noise as if pe there is World War 3 going on in the parlour.

so in this flat, there are four of us staying here, two people for here na fuckrecants dem be, they can sleep with and whatever. 

But as a good boy that I am I just observe them and mind my business, while drinking plenty water

So one of them don traveled leaving the other one, this other one wey dey ehn him matter don tire me, everytime he go dey use my gas to boil water for him numerous babes to bath. 

Just imagine oooo gas wey me myself no dey use boil water to bath. 

But as a nice person that I am, I no dey talk because we rise by lifting others.

The main koko of the matter be say, this guy don lie give plenty girls say he dey work for house of assembly as admin officer,na wetin he dey take get them to off paynt. 😏😏😏 *inside life*

But na very burnt dodo and cold zobo baba dey give them. Baba na driver and as he dey change different cars everyday girls just dey trip like say dem dey waka on top tiles wey groundnut oil pour. ShiorπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


He even tell them say he never marry whereas he don marry and he get 3 children already. 

Walahitallahi *men are scum* we the good men wey go enter heaven for this country no plenty again, na like 16 of us remain.

But as God will have it, he fixed one appointment for 3'o'clock and another one for 7 o'clock.

If not that people don't fear God, how can u be straffing 3 o'clock in the afternoon under very hot Lafia sun. 

Well the 3 o'clock appointment sha no gree leave then the 7 own show meet her there.

Boom fight don start!!!

But as e no Kuku concern me, I enter kitchen go make cornflakes put am plenty milk.

Very sweet something!!! πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

The worst wey pain me pass be say he want come use me do cover, he goes "corper corper this your friend never go??"

And I'm like "which friend is that"🀷🏾‍β™‚πŸ€·πŸΎ‍β™‚πŸ€·πŸΎ‍β™‚.

Bastatrd baby when u were fecking did u call me??πŸ’πŸ½‍β™‚πŸ’πŸ½‍β™‚

Well back to the matter, as the two of them are still fighting about who get the man, that's how the wife arrived, then another round of noise. Before I fit say Jack, wig don dey fly everywhere 🀦🏽‍β™‚πŸ€¦πŸ½‍β™‚πŸ€¦πŸ½‍β™‚

As the two babes now don realize say them be side hen, na so them gather hand dey beat my guy 😁😁😁😁..

The wife have sha gone back to their village and baba is inside now everywhere for him face don rise.

But as a good flatmate that I am, also a properly raised Yoruba boy and a good SDGs advocate.

I have gone to buy balm incase he wants to press his face and body tomorrow. 

If I don't take care of my flatmate, who will?? 🀷🏾‍β™‚πŸ€·πŸΎ‍β™‚πŸ€·πŸΎ‍β™‚

For those that don't know, this is the most interesting thing to have happened to me in Lafia.

Story Teller: Maxi Badmus @kitchencommandant - lafiaKopa

You Might Also Like...


Please Login to comment

Sign Up for Our Newsletter

Subscribe now to get notified about exclusive offers
from The .... every week!